Title: Manwhore To The Stars Episode 0: “Extra”
Author: ByD (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Celeb: Kristen Bell
Codes: MF, cons, oral, anal, spank
If you’re under whatever the applicable age is for your region to read this, I suggest you close this window, because it’s illegal! And clear your history and cache while you’re at it, you don’t want mom and dad to find out what you’ve been doing!
Also celebrities don’t act like this in real life, blah blah. But it’s parody so I’m protected from your litigation, bitches!
You know, when you’re laying face down in the gutter, while it’s raining, bleeding from countless tiny little bullet-holes in your body, you tend to reflect on your life. You think about how things got to where they wound up. You feel regret for your mistakes and you have pride in your accomplishments. However, the thought that was at the forefront of my brain activity, is that I believe that 25 years is far too short a time to spend on this Earth.
Feeling life slowly slip away from me, I feel the need to share my experiences with someone. Put it all out there, explain how things came to a head, ending with me here. And it seems I’ve got you as a captive audience.
I guess it is only right that I introduce myself first. I’m Gaspard Dennis Etalon. Don’t worry, I go by Dennis. The mud and the blood might fool you, but actually I’m a pretty a Continue reading